"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

 
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate and chocolate truffles.

 Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!

In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good. Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.

Chocolate doesn't make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!

Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, but chocolate makes it worthwhile.

Chocolate is not a matter of life and death - it's more important than that!

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.

Dip it in chocolate; it'll be fine.

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.

Do not Disturb! Chocolate fantasy in progress.

I'm a Chocoholics Anonymous dropout.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Some like it hot, some like it cold; I like it chocolate!

 Given enough chocolate and coffee, I could rule the world.

 When the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate.

 If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

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